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    October 05

    美食之旅--Per se之Ralph Lauren泡泡裙

    作为一家超级难预约的餐馆, Per se并没有愉悦我的味蕾到对得起那昂贵价码的地步
     
    不过侍应生的长相愉悦到了我的眼睛,服务也实在无可挑剔
     
    尤其是看我动了一口就放下的foie gras慕丝后,笑容很可爱的侍应立马提出给我换做热的鹅肝,被拒后他对我狡黠地眨了下眼睛,说:“你喜不喜欢truffle阿?”
     
    于是我很爽地觉得赚到了(我真是肤浅的小市民阿。。。),虽然不大爱松露但顺水推舟地也就接受了
     
    吃完后乘电梯下楼,站稳后Rachel狂笑对我说"你背后有两男人刚才在我们进电梯时想搭讪说“你们看上去像明星”,你抬都没抬头就屁股对着人家开始和我说话。那两人现在很尴尬。"
     
    我大汗,心有不甘地想这么好听的溢美之词我怎么就只顾着和rachel八卦而没听见呢?不过心里也暗爽身上那快十斤重的Ralph Lauren羊绒大摆泡泡裙没白买,已经不是一次两次给我挣面子了
     
    马上挺挺直自己快被超重负荷压垮的身躯,吸吸自己因4小时的法国大餐而微凸的小腹,在电梯叮的一声到楼底时务求以完美的姿态面对更多的赞美。
     
    两小时后我提着快被纽约的战果撑暴的箱子在机场安检
     
    安检人员把我带到一边说要做全身安检,我大怒,想难不成我终于要经历来美国后第一次赤裸裸的种族歧视了么?体现我民族自强的一刻终于到来了么?
     
    。。。两分钟后
     
    我没有出离愤怒,也没奋起反抗
     
    我很乖地接受一个黑人mm的指令,分别做出“双手平举”“左脚向前右脚蹬地”等广播操动作,方便她对我“上下其手”捏遍我每寸衣物
     
    还没来得及开始酝酿屈辱感,黑人mm开话了:“你这裙子很不一样阿”
     
    我得意地甩了甩其实没有几根毛的脑袋想“算你有点眼光”,还不及回话,黑mm继续说:“哪来的?”
     
    我一愣,还没张口黑mm很彪悍地继续机关枪式盘问道:“你自己做的么?做成这样鼓的目的是什么?可以放进多少东西?”边问还边狠狠地继续蹂躏我泡泡裙的裙边
     
    我恍然大悟,哭笑不得地诚实回答:“我这才从纽约买的裙子,您下手轻点;至于这么鼓,恩,这个叫做fashion...”
     
    黑mm的自尊心被我无意践踏了一小下,最后黑红着脸挥挥手让我走了
     
    我很郁闷地发现,我的自信心却被她摧残了好一大块
     
    tnnd,原来我看起来其实是拉登这类的明星来着
     
     

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    Y.wrote:
    让我们都见识一下你的fashion吧~:)
    Dec. 1
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    Feiya wrote:
    哈哈,我要看泡泡群的片片!!
    Oct. 7
    Qingqing Mawrote:
    想看看当天你的装备。顿时很好奇
    Oct. 6
    朵朵wrote:
    哈哈哈哈。。。岔气了我
    Oct. 6
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    Oct. 5

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